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Thursday funny from my favorite aunt

December 10, 2009

(well my favorite aunt who is really my aunt…most of my “aunts” are really my mother’s cousins, but I digress…)

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, ‘Honey,
you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?’

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes
that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, ‘Honey, please… Just one more time before I die.’

She says, ‘Of course, dear,’ and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you
think we could…’

At this point the wife sits up and says, ‘Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning… You don’t.

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. susan s. permalink
    December 10, 2009 2:49 pm

    Hee Hee. And MP was wrong! It isn’t in the least bit smutty. Those English people can be such prudes. . .

  2. Paul in ABQ permalink
    December 10, 2009 2:56 pm

    This was a hit in my corner of the office.

  3. episcopalifem permalink*
    December 10, 2009 3:18 pm

    YAY!! glad it amused you all!

  4. December 10, 2009 5:22 pm

    That’s good.

  5. December 10, 2009 6:23 pm

    LOL! THAT is really, really funny!

    FWIW
    jimB

  6. December 10, 2009 6:26 pm

    Ah, memories. Faint memories.

  7. December 10, 2009 6:52 pm

    LOL! Which is exactly what I did when I read it. This I HAVE to share.

  8. December 10, 2009 8:09 pm

    Very much worth the trip over, Eileen. Thanks for the laugh.

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