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Today’s Gospel, A la LOLCatz

November 9, 2008

Matthew 25

Teh Story of teh 10 Gurlz
1 “At that tyme the couch of the cieling will be like 10 gurlz who can has some flashlites and go meetz teh man at teh door.2 5 wur stoopid and 5 wur not stoopid.3 Teh stoopid gurlz gotz flashlites, but no baterys.4 Teh not stoopid onez brot baterys.5 Teh man wuz gonna be rly late, n tey al took a nap.

6 “In teh night some dood yelld: ‘It’s teh man! Go meets him!’

7 “Then al teh gurlz wok up n turnd on teh flashlites.8 Teh stoopid gurlz said to teh not stoopid gurlz: ‘I can has ur baterys? Mine r dead.’

9 “‘No’ teh not stoopid gurlz said ‘These r mah baterys! Go buys some.’

10 “But wile tey wur gone buyin teh baterys, teh man arived. Teh not stoopid gurlz went in wit teh man to his crib to parteh n tey close teh door.

11 “Latr teh stoopid gurlz came. ‘Dood!’ tey said ‘We r outsid r door, waitin for u to let us in!’

12 “But teh man said ‘Who r u? Go away, this is mah parteh!’

13 “So keep redy for teh couch of the cieling, cus u don’t kno wen Jebus is comin bak.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. November 9, 2008 9:20 am

    It would like so totally suck to be down at the Wawa buying frikkin’ batteries when JC showed up. That would suck very hard.

    But the coffee would be good.

  2. seashellseller permalink
    November 9, 2008 10:32 pm

    This is great.

  3. November 10, 2008 12:51 am

    Bwaahaahaaahaa. OMG!

    Bwaahaahaahaa.

  4. November 10, 2008 3:10 pm

    Fran reminds me that it must be so cool to live in a part of the country that has convenience stores named ‘Wawa’. It’s just so much funnier than sayin’ ‘7-11’. 😀 ROTFL

    David (who has cousins near Philly and has patronized a Wawa at times himself)

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