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The return of “Don’t Blame me, Blame DOUG!”

August 14, 2007

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Cathedral
outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings.

His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said, “We’ve been
getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president’s positions on
stem cell research, the Iraq war, hurricane Katrina, and the Veterans’
Administration. We’ll make a $100,000 contribution to your church if
during your sermon you will say that the President is a saint.”

The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, “The
Church is desperate for funding – I’ll do it.”

Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began:
“I’d like to speak to you all this morning about our President.
George Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the
tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the
American people.

“He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and
money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United
States the most hated country on earth.

“He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to
widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. He awarded
contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now have more
poverty in this country and a greater gap between rich and poor than
we’ve had since the Great Depression.

“He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political  party since the
Teapot Dome. The National Surplus has turned into a staggering National
Debt of $7.6 trillion, gas prices are up 85%, which the people of America cannot
afford. Vital research into global warming and stem cell research is stopped
cold because he’s afraid to lose votes from religious-right kooks.

“He is the worst example of a true Christian I’ve ever known.”

“But compared to Dick Cheney, George W. Bush is a Saint.”

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. August 14, 2007 1:44 pm

    *giggle* This is probably one of the best recycled political jokes out there.

  2. August 14, 2007 4:26 pm

    Classic! LMAO

  3. Bill Nichols permalink
    August 14, 2007 11:21 pm

    Everything is relative Even those things which are absolutely evil are relatively absolutely evil — look at Karl Rove, for example….. [badaboom, applause applause]

    Thank-you-very-much,you’ve-been-a-lovely-audience,-I’ll-be-here -all-week.

    Bill the court jester

  4. August 15, 2007 9:48 am

    The sad part is that Dumbya’s daddy probably attends that Piskie cathedral when he’s in town…

  5. episcopalifem permalink*
    August 15, 2007 10:16 am

    Yeppers…he prolly does.

    Course, Junior et al prolly attended Truro…which is a good place for them.

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