Skip to content

Don’t blame Doug…Blame my Aunt…

June 13, 2007

Southern Girls 

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Tennessee arrived and bet

twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,

“Come on, baby…. Southern Girl needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down . and squealed…

“YES! YES! I WON! I WON!” She hugged each of the dealers .. and then

picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them

asked“What did she roll?”   The other answered,

“I don’t know. I thought you were watching.”

Moral of the Story

Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men…..are men.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. June 13, 2007 12:21 pm

    Would “amen” be an appropriate response?

  2. episcopalifem permalink*
    June 13, 2007 1:07 pm

    Heck YEAH!

  3. June 13, 2007 4:17 pm

    Eileen, you need more gay men in your life 🙂

  4. episcopalifem permalink*
    June 13, 2007 4:27 pm

    I know Ed. I am in serious need of a gay boyfriend!

  5. June 13, 2007 5:51 pm

    Gay boyfriends are excellent—especially for shoe shopping!

  6. June 13, 2007 6:10 pm

    I’ve always liked gay boyfriends.

  7. June 13, 2007 7:13 pm

    Doxy, one of my best friends in college used to try to get me appropriately dressed to go out with him to his favorite gay clubs and he was never quite satisfied with the result. One night he just shook his head and sighed, “Darling, you will never be fashionable because you will always wear sensible shoes.”

  8. June 14, 2007 2:41 pm

    Now that’s a funny joke!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: