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From MoCat in the Comment Box below…

May 31, 2007

This is too good to keep hidden in a comment box – enjoy fellow BAs (Blog Addicts!)

12 Steps for Blog Addicts

1. Admit that we are powerless over our addiction. An unseen force makes us turn on the computer every day.
2. Read blogs
3. Write blogs
4. Write witty comments on Mad Priest’s blog
5. Clean out the cat box (even blog addicts must find time for this)
6. Read more blogs
7. Check to see if anyone has responded to our witty comment on Mad Priest’s blog
8. Resist the urge to see what the gits over at ViagraBloggers are prattling on about.
9. Read more blogs
10. Get distracted by a Blog Quiz on someone else’s blog.
11. Post Blog Quiz results on our own blog.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we try to carry this message to those addicted, and to practice these principles in all our affairs. And after we do that, we read more blogs.

Repeat steps as necessary.

24 Comments leave one →
  1. Kirstin permalink
    May 31, 2007 11:40 am

    Hi, I’m Kirstin, and I’m a blogaholic.

    (You do a fantastic job of enabling me. 🙂 )

  2. Eileen permalink
    May 31, 2007 11:46 am

    LOL – Me too.

    I’m the great ENABLER – Me and that crazy priest and his crazier flock.

  3. Grandmère Mimi permalink
    May 31, 2007 1:56 pm

    Hi, my name is Mimi, and I am a blogaholic. Help me!

  4. Jarred permalink
    May 31, 2007 3:15 pm

    I’m not an addict! I can stop any time!

    Ack, it’s been 20 minutes since I checked mad priest’s blog! Later!


  5. Wormwood's Doxy permalink
    May 31, 2007 3:40 pm

    Hi, I’m Doxy, and I’m powerless over my addiction to blogs.

    MoCat SHOULD have added:

    Put little game on your blog and create your own crack monkeys!!!

    MoCat—if you are reading this, I’m the one who is driving your stats up.

    Someone is definitely going to have to start a 12-step program for all of us…

  6. Grandmère Mimi permalink
    May 31, 2007 4:58 pm

    “And what about bathroom breaks?” a voice crying in the wilderness says.

  7. Eileen permalink
    May 31, 2007 5:10 pm

    Doxy – I know!!! WTH MoCat? Putting an enticing addictive little game on your blog is so, so….well…so sorta nice, actually. All the pretty colors, and the zip zap thingy.

  8. Eileen permalink
    May 31, 2007 5:12 pm

    Mimi – you know this bus ain’t stoppin’ for no potty break. Get you some of them astro-nat panties Mo mentioned earlier. Makes Depends look like they were made for sissies.

    And Jarred…suuuuure. Sure you can stop. And I’m gettin’ a check for $2mil from Nigeria any day now – I know, cuz my email says so.

  9. Jane R permalink
    May 31, 2007 6:38 pm

    ROTFLOL! Ow!

    Okay, we have the makings of a support group. Online, of course.

    Oh God. Our whole life could turn into a blogaholic 12-step group.

  10. May 31, 2007 8:09 pm

    Grandmère Mimi sent me over here for help with my problem and now I have another blog to add to the list. So who’s the enabler around here? BTW, bathroom breaks shouldn’t be a problem as long as you have a laptop with wireless internet.

  11. Eileen permalink
    May 31, 2007 8:36 pm

    Ed – Welcome to the nut farm.

    We are an equal opportunity nut farm.

    BAs, with wireless internet connections fit in around here perfectly.

  12. MadPriest permalink
    June 1, 2007 5:49 am

    I was wondering, MoCat, if you would mind cleaning out my cat’s litter tray whilst you are over at OCICBW… commenting. Sort of killing two birds with one stone – which would also please my bird-hating cat.

  13. Eileen permalink
    June 1, 2007 7:03 am

    Priest – you don’t got no cat.

    So, exactly whose business is in said litter box.

    I wouldn’t agree to touch it if I were you Mo…

  14. MadPriest permalink
    June 1, 2007 8:30 am

    I do have a cat. He’s called Henry. I’ve lived with him for over 12 years. Do pay attention.

  15. Eileen permalink
    June 1, 2007 11:12 am

    I want to see a picture of this Henry.

    I don’t remember you talking about a Henry (although, I don’t remember much about yesterday either, so…)

  16. Grandmère Mimi permalink
    June 1, 2007 11:45 am

    Sort of killing two birds with one stone – which would also please my bird-hating cat.

    So, MadPriest, you have a killer in the family, too, and you mock me for my cat-hating dog who had a fight to the death with a stray tomcat.

    How many birds has Henry killed?

  17. Ann permalink
    June 1, 2007 12:21 pm

    Having just bloghopped over here from MP – uhoh.

  18. Grandmère Mimi permalink
    June 1, 2007 12:23 pm

    Ann, it could get dangerous. You’d best get to a safer place.

  19. Eileen permalink
    June 1, 2007 12:33 pm

    /Pulls up a chair, and gets popcorn…

  20. Jarred permalink
    June 1, 2007 1:47 pm

    A cat killing birds is different! Birds are catfood by definition!

    In ancient Egypt, people used to worship cats. My own cat insists this is still the case today.

  21. Eileen permalink
    June 1, 2007 4:34 pm

    My son loves animals, but for some reasons, birds bug the hell out of him – ever since he was a little thing.

    Maybe he was a cat in his last life?

  22. MadPriest permalink
    June 1, 2007 5:23 pm

    There are no birds within about 100 yards of my garden. They have all gone.
    There are also no other cats. I don’t think Henry kills the other cats but they never come back after he’s had a quiet word with them – if you get my drift.

  23. johnieb permalink
    June 2, 2007 11:29 am

    I may be an addict, but I haint goin’ to no dayum meetin’s.

  24. Eileen permalink
    June 2, 2007 1:48 pm

    (Sssspt…you got to one everyday – it just ain’t recovery, Johnie… It’s the enabling the Addiction Blogathon meetin’)

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