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Friday funnies from blogland…

March 30, 2007

From the comment boxes over at MadPriest’s, IT, regular “token” atheist at Fr. Jake’s, offers up this extremely funny bit from the Chronicle of Higher Ed:

“Why G-d Never Received Tenure at Any University”:

* He may have created the world, but what has he done since?

* The scientific community cannot replicate his results.

* He never received permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.

* When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

* He rarely came to class, telling the students to “Read the book.”

* Some say he had his son teach the class.

* He expelled his first two students.

* His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.

* Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed.

* He had only one major publication. It was in Hebrew, had no references, wasn’t published in an academic journal, and some doubt he wrote it himself.

Also, for more mindless Friday fun, see this bit of fluff from Jack in Belgium:
Muffins

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