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Myers Briggs Type Prayers

February 20, 2007

ISTJ
Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

ISTP
God help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP
God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ
God, help me to try not to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.

ISFJ
Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

ISFP
Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don’t mind my asking).

ESFP
God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

ESFJ
God give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

INFJ
Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

INFP
God, help me to finish everything I sta
(yep..that’s me!)

ENFP
God, help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time.

ENFJ
God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ
Lord keep me open to others’ ideas, WRONG though they may be.

INTP
Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP
Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ
Lord, help me slow down and not rush through what I do Amen.

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. Dennis permalink
    February 20, 2007 3:41 pm

    Did you write this?

    I love it!

    being an ENTJ I have to run off and do something now but I will be back!

  2. Eileen permalink
    February 20, 2007 3:44 pm

    No way! I stole it from Myers-Briggs Humor.

    Just wanted something completely un-Nigerian/Epsicopalian!

  3. pisco sours permalink
    February 20, 2007 3:47 pm

    No, a real INTP would pray:

    Lord, allow me to accept you as you are without overanalyzing you or your benevolence, but then would I have free will if you granted my prayer and I just accepted you like that? And what does free will mean to an omniscient, omnipotent being anyway? I read in Tillich last week that… [on and on and on].

  4. Eileen permalink
    February 20, 2007 4:09 pm

    LOL@ Pisco!

  5. David permalink
    February 20, 2007 5:59 pm

    Shouldn’t that read:

    INFP
    God, help me to finish everything I sta…Ooo! Shiny! (now where was I?)

    😉

  6. Mystical Seeker permalink
    February 20, 2007 6:22 pm

    Hilarious!

  7. scott permalink
    February 21, 2007 1:54 pm

    Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa!!!!!

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